Ode to Pedro
Pedro is a massive horse, not getting any thinner; That's because he likes his food, especially his dinner; I've seen him eat all sorts of things, he must have hollow…
Pepsi the Peril!
"Beware! Take care!" your colleagues will shout; "Please close the door or he will get out!" All you'll perceive (and this won't make your day); Is clattering hooves and a…